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When children get lost in a mall, they're supposed to find a "low-risk adult" to help them. Guidelines issued by police departments and child-safety groups often encourage them to look for "a pregnant woman," "a mother pushing a stroller" or "a grandmother."

The implied message: Men, even dads pushing strollers, are "high-risk."

Are we teaching children that men are out to hurt them? The answer, on many fronts, is yes. Child advocate John Walsh advises parents to never hire a male babysitter. Airlines are placing unaccompanied minors with female passengers rather than male passengers. Soccer leagues are telling male coaches not to touch players.

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By Caitlin Millat
NBCWashington.com
updated 1 hour, 5 minutes ago



Captain Save-a-Ho's skeezy ship has sunk.

A Washington, D.C., pimp who called himself "Captain Save-a-Ho" in an online prostitution ring he allegedly run was caught by cops this weekend, the Washington Post reported.

Cops believe Yul Na, 37, managed more than 400 hookers across the country, advertising them on Web sites like Craiglist and Adult Friend Finder.

Men who wanted to buy time with the ladies set up electronic accounts to transmit cash to Na.

Na's handle online was "CSH" - which stands for "Captain Save-a-Ho," Loudoun County Sheriff Stephen O. Simpson said.

The Captain is being held without bond in the Loudoun County jail on one count of procurement or receiving money for prostitution.

there was BOO-ING!
passed it without earmarks

obama congress -
fox coverage - like an old miss football game
pelosi keep reading the program within 20 seconds

i always feel like its my dad talking to me 'if you're honest with yourself we haven't meet these challenges' - ' i havent'
'you haven't meet those challanges have you'
'your not just quitting on yourself..you quitting on this country'
' turn off the tv put down teh video games'

tax credit on april first

Tonight is the first time in about 2 weeks
I cut out artificial stimulants
1st - sleep for like 18 hours a day
2nd - i'm like a total dick
3rd - nothing is exciting



health care - find a cure for cancer

-When men don’t eat between meals, they get hungry, irritable and crabby. Today, Carl’s Jr. is pleased to announce that it has found the cure for these common crabs, the new Green Burrito Crisp Burritos.“The crabs have been plaguing hungry guys for many years, so we felt it was our civic duty to come up with a cure,” said Brad Haley, executive vice president of marketing at Carl’s Jr. “Our new Crisp Burritos are available without a prescription but, they are so tasty that they could become habit-forming. My only regret is that we were too late to help poor Christian Bale.

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i love you, so long

I spend some time today in a coffee shop with a woman who i assumed to have some sort of what would traditionally be called a mental disorder, all that she would do for about forty five minutes was look around while and say 'i love you, so long'.

i think she might have it all figured out.