-When men don’t eat between meals, they get hungry, irritable and crabby. Today, Carl’s Jr. is pleased to announce that it has found the cure for these common crabs, the new Green Burrito Crisp Burritos.“The crabs have been plaguing hungry guys for many years, so we felt it was our civic duty to come up with a cure,” said Brad Haley, executive vice president of marketing at Carl’s Jr. “Our new Crisp Burritos are available without a prescription but, they are so tasty that they could become habit-forming. My only regret is that we were too late to help poor Christian Bale.